How would Sarah Palin answer the question - Sarah, what qualifies you to be President of the US?

Could you rephrase that Charlie? When Russian leader Putin rears his head Alaska is the first state he crosses so that gives me foreign policy experience. As far as defending the US from threats, my super eyesight allows me to detect threats when I look out my window. In addition, since my Vice-President will be in charge of Congress, that means I also be in charge of Congress because I will pick a Vice-President that I will be in charge of. Finally, since I have a daughter with Down's, that gives me health care experience to challenge what Obama reads at night from his light bulb of which all United States power is supplied by Alaska for the small towns with good weather to shoot moose from a helicopter Charlie.